What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Tea ?

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Me : Sure.

Me : Thank you.

He : I'm 24.

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I don't drink

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?